1. thatfunnyblog:

    Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.

    (Source: randyliedtke)

     

  2. itsmeaveryd:

    lesbiansinwesteros:

    deucalio:

    I’m 20 years old and I still can’t spell unessarcaryccery

    a shirt has one Collar, two Sleeves

    Necessary

    you dear sir, have changed my life

    (Source: guineos, via codexana)

     
  3. fuglydog:

    jackie-the-artist:

    Dogs, humans most faithful and adorable companion.

    Shadow chasing: adorable pathology.

     
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  5. ragingconservative007:

    spookygeiszlers:

    kiggor:

    Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed

    this is a fucking lizard getting her belly rubbed if you don’t think that’s the cutest shit then get out of my blog

    LOOK AT ITS LIL ARMS FLAPPING AWWWWWWWW

    (Source: woodywombpecker, via servicedoginc-deactivated201311)

     
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  7. salve-amicus:

    Anti-rape wear. Its almost impervious to knife attacks and tearing/stretching.

    The waist and thigh extremities of the garment are cut and tear resistant (the guy in the video can’t cut them with industrial scissors) and they cannot be moved more than a few centimetres when locked into place, the forward area in front of the genitals is also reinforced.

    Please, for the love of god, even if you can’t donate, just spread this idea wherever you can, they need $50,000 to be able to manufacture it and they currently have just over $6,000 with 20 days left.

    Go to igg.me/at/AR-Wear to donate and/or view their full info.

    (via html-wings)

     
     

  8. doigota:

    thecountry-rockanthem:

    jaclcfrost:

    "turn in your test even if you aren’t finished"

    image

    Because of the dog

    Such fail

     

  9. dirtsbag:

    if you’re protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then i want to date you 

    (via americanhoney-)

     

  10. snuffaluffagay:

    If we’re dating there is like a 90% chance that I’ll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during commercial breaks and fall asleep on your lap halfway through the program.

    (via szivu)